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Imagine being a nurse in Alberta, sitting in the Telus Convention Centre, waiting to give vaccines for a deadly plague, and your chair is empty for hou…
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Jun 10CommentShare
Congratulations to everyone. We did it. We beat COVID. Everything is back to normal. Please don’t look behind this curtain. Yes I am aware you can see …
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May 27CommentShare
You know who sucks? Customs goons at the CBSA. Tell me they make sense in 2021. They’re goddamn Stuff Cops. They just look at mail all day and determin…
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May 13CommentShare
My friends had their dog neutered today and it still has more balls than Justin Trudeau. Imagine being the leader of a country and just watching sub-le…
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Apr 30CommentShare
Listen up young people, you go out and have too much fun too often. You leave your detached home, your retirement fund, and your 2.4 children and go ou…
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Apr 8CommentShare
I've descended from the mountain of parenthood to shine the light of my wisdom on you mortals. As raising children is the hardest job you can have, par…
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Mar 25CommentShare
Oh my God I almost watched my wife give birth in my bedroom/car/a hospital lobby. I actually got to smash my hazard lights on and ditch my car in front…
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Mar 12CommentShare
Our intrepid newsletterman has absconded from his newsletter duties to take care of some bullshit that he probably made up. Please forgive the poor imi…
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Feb 20CommentShare
Calgary Police bought some new helicopters and they are the loudest things in the known universe. The old ones oppressed minorities in near silence. No…
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Feb 4CommentShare
Quiet week with not much going on. Sorry for the lack of content. Watching the government response to COVID-19 is an exercise in not writing fan fictio…
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Jan 21CommentShare
We’re back! We have too much shit! No time like a plague to fill thrift stores with our tainted goods so we can get a bunch of plants and post on Insta…
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We here at Alberta Advantage thank you all for your patronage during 2020, the normalest year on record. Enjoy whatever holidays you get this month and…
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Dec 17, 2020CommentShare
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