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Upgraded from gold to diamonds in my teeth
You are now entering the Alberta Advantage free column zone. No fare is required to travel past this paragraph. You may find this a refreshing change of…
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Feb 15
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June 2022
We don't make mistakes here, we don't take no breaks here
The newsletter is back and we are NOT hiring an accountant but WE ARE getting a restraining order against every single person reading these words. May…
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Jun 16, 2022
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April 2022
My castles tumbled at mail call today
A summer of fun is on our doorstep! Will you go to a party and get COVID and die? Will you go to a wedding and reduce your grey-matter by as much as 15…
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Apr 6, 2022
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March 2022
I could float here forever
If you are reading this a stray mortar shell has not blown up a kebab restaurant in east Poland precipitating a Russian ICBM barrage aimed at reducing…
Alberta Advantage
Mar 20, 2022
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February 2022
My son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Yeah everything sucks in Europe today but did you know we have suck right here at home? Fresh, locally-sourced, street-to-eyeball suck delivered…
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Feb 25, 2022
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Win win come again, brethren come again
On the plus side, 2022 is going to be a great primer for how climate change response will shake out. What do you say about 2022? It was a horrible year…
Alberta Advantage
Feb 11, 2022
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January 2022
Quickest wrist of the chaparral and sage
Today we’re apologizing for Edmonton city council. Please send booze and Lysol. We’re fans of the hit reality series Too Hot To Handle. It’s a brilliant…
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Jan 27, 2022
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She acts just like a nurse
This newsletter will be short because my only COVID symptoms appear to be a thickness of thought, and I’m really sweaty, and I’ve mysteriously gained a…
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Jan 14, 2022
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December 2021
You ain't so big, you just tall
Place this year gently into the garbage. I Herxed myself today. (Not like yesterday). I took too many anti-inflammatories and then got the flu but the…
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Dec 30, 2021
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Hooky for the Holidays
Why is there no vaccine against toddlers? This is not a newsletter about socialism, or Alberta, or politics. This newsletter is about one guy behind a…
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Dec 16, 2021
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As heavy as my bonеs were
Karens get a bad rap. Our Karen, the good Karen, the ur-Karen, the mould from which all good Karens are wrought, made us a sweet merch store. So now you…
Alberta Advantage
Dec 2, 2021
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November 2021
Half the valley shakes
I went to Toronto for a bit and wow, I get how that place produced Doug Ford. If I had to drive on the 401 all day I would also sell drugs and start a…
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Nov 19, 2021
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