This newsletter is presented unedited in solidarity with people who had surgeries cancelled so your weird neighbour can pretend he is a victim of Nazis…
This newsletter is late because the modelling was inaccurate and we moved from “semi-monthly” to “endemic” too fast. I know it’s trite and adorable fro…
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This newsletter feels fine, why do you ask? Cooler heads, in terms of global average temperature, are dealing with crypto in the good, moral way that o…
This newsletter has COVID-like symptoms but is not required to isolate and will not be tested unless hospitalized. This is a good idea that will help o…
I’m worried about getting the Delta variant so I’m just licking things these days. Hand rails, cups on restaurant tables, door handles. Any high-touch …
This is the newsletter that you have come to expect. It contains news and letters. I had a whole column written about Selma Hayek and Syriza but it see…
Imagine being a nurse in Alberta, sitting in the Telus Convention Centre, waiting to give vaccines for a deadly plague, and your chair is empty for hou…
Congratulations to everyone. We did it. We beat COVID. Everything is back to normal. Please don’t look behind this curtain. Yes I am aware you can see …
You know who sucks? Customs goons at the CBSA. Tell me they make sense in 2021. They’re goddamn Stuff Cops. They just look at mail all day and determin…
My friends had their dog neutered today and it still has more balls than Justin Trudeau. Imagine being the leader of a country and just watching sub-le…
Listen up young people, you go out and have too much fun too often. You leave your detached home, your retirement fund, and your 2.4 children and go ou…