I’ve wrote and rewrote this preamble five or six times. It’s supposed to be punchy! A little WELCOME TO THE EMAIL, FRIENDO. Things are great here, you’re about to have a great time, I promise. Nope. Not this week, this week I’m maudlin enough to get nautical. Last letter we were a great ship of comrades in budget mode, viewing fuck-overs on the horizon through a telescope, tracing the shadows of screwings to come. Now we’re in a thick fleet of fuckery pirates, getting fired at by dick-cannons and aerated by conserva-grapeshot. Everyone below decks has dysentery and everyone above decks is crossing sabers with chinless business majors laughing as they promise to put your orphaned kids into a portable to learn math with 50 others at once. Things are bad and your neighbours chose to live this way. Sorry.
The crew all chewed alive
The crew all chewed alive
The crew all chewed alive
I’ve wrote and rewrote this preamble five or six times. It’s supposed to be punchy! A little WELCOME TO THE EMAIL, FRIENDO. Things are great here, you’re about to have a great time, I promise. Nope. Not this week, this week I’m maudlin enough to get nautical. Last letter we were a great ship of comrades in budget mode, viewing fuck-overs on the horizon through a telescope, tracing the shadows of screwings to come. Now we’re in a thick fleet of fuckery pirates, getting fired at by dick-cannons and aerated by conserva-grapeshot. Everyone below decks has dysentery and everyone above decks is crossing sabers with chinless business majors laughing as they promise to put your orphaned kids into a portable to learn math with 50 others at once. Things are bad and your neighbours chose to live this way. Sorry.