When they make the Mount Rushmore of newsletters, I will be on it, but I will lobby to not blow up any mountains. Especially not sacred mountains on stolen land. I will recuse myself for that reason, but also because my life is not mountain-sized. Somewhere between there and a pamphlet. Maybe a short documentary? No, wait, Starz mini-series. Hell yes, make a mini-series about me writing this newsletter. Whoever is the Jake Johnson of that era, get him to play me. Get Nacho Vigolando to direct. This is the best idea I’ve ever had. This high end comedy is brought to you
The Don Quixotes made me feel silly
The Don Quixotes made me feel silly
The Don Quixotes made me feel silly
When they make the Mount Rushmore of newsletters, I will be on it, but I will lobby to not blow up any mountains. Especially not sacred mountains on stolen land. I will recuse myself for that reason, but also because my life is not mountain-sized. Somewhere between there and a pamphlet. Maybe a short documentary? No, wait, Starz mini-series. Hell yes, make a mini-series about me writing this newsletter. Whoever is the Jake Johnson of that era, get him to play me. Get Nacho Vigolando to direct. This is the best idea I’ve ever had. This high end comedy is brought to you