Hooky for the Holidays
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Why is there no vaccine against toddlers?
This is not a newsletter about socialism, or Alberta, or politics. This newsletter is about one guy behind a keyboard with not a single white blood cell to his name. A man so fragile and prone to rhinovirus he makes tissue paper look invincible. A man so lacking in resilience, so averse to manly toughness that the sniffles sideline him from typing for a living.
See you right back here on December 30th. From all of us at the Alberta Advantage this holiday season, we would like to say: please visit our pop-up t-shirt shop.
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