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ALBERTA ADVANTAGE LIVE THIS WEEKEND
Two events, two days, two ways to taste the rainbow
Feb 16
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June 2023
Shop never close even when it's slow
How many pipelines to tidewater does a gal have to buy to form a majority around here? If you have or are thinking about having kids, consider not…
Jun 30, 2023
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February 2023
Upgraded from gold to diamonds in my teeth
You are now entering the Alberta Advantage free column zone. No fare is required to travel past this paragraph. You may find this a refreshing change of…
Feb 15, 2023
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June 2022
We don't make mistakes here, we don't take no breaks here
The newsletter is back and we are NOT hiring an accountant but WE ARE getting a restraining order against every single person reading these words. May…
Jun 16, 2022
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April 2022
My castles tumbled at mail call today
A summer of fun is on our doorstep! Will you go to a party and get COVID and die? Will you go to a wedding and reduce your grey-matter by as much as 15…
Apr 6, 2022
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My castles tumbled at mail call today
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March 2022
I could float here forever
If you are reading this a stray mortar shell has not blown up a kebab restaurant in east Poland precipitating a Russian ICBM barrage aimed at reducing…
Mar 20, 2022
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February 2022
My son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Yeah everything sucks in Europe today but did you know we have suck right here at home? Fresh, locally-sourced, street-to-eyeball suck delivered…
Feb 25, 2022
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Win win come again, brethren come again
On the plus side, 2022 is going to be a great primer for how climate change response will shake out. What do you say about 2022? It was a horrible year…
Feb 11, 2022
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January 2022
Quickest wrist of the chaparral and sage
Today we’re apologizing for Edmonton city council. Please send booze and Lysol. We’re fans of the hit reality series Too Hot To Handle. It’s a brilliant…
Jan 27, 2022
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She acts just like a nurse
This newsletter will be short because my only COVID symptoms appear to be a thickness of thought, and I’m really sweaty, and I’ve mysteriously gained a…
Jan 14, 2022
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December 2021
You ain't so big, you just tall
Place this year gently into the garbage. I Herxed myself today. (Not like yesterday). I took too many anti-inflammatories and then got the flu but the…
Dec 30, 2021
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Hooky for the Holidays
Why is there no vaccine against toddlers? This is not a newsletter about socialism, or Alberta, or politics. This newsletter is about one guy behind a…
Dec 16, 2021
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