The newsletter is back and we are NOT hiring an accountant but WE ARE getting a restraining order against every single person reading these words. May…
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A summer of fun is on our doorstep! Will you go to a party and get COVID and die? Will you go to a wedding and reduce your grey-matter by as much as 15…
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If you are reading this a stray mortar shell has not blown up a kebab restaurant in east Poland precipitating a Russian ICBM barrage aimed at reducing…
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Yeah everything sucks in Europe today but did you know we have suck right here at home? Fresh, locally-sourced, street-to-eyeball suck delivered…
On the plus side, 2022 is going to be a great primer for how climate change response will shake out. What do you say about 2022? It was a horrible year…
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Today we’re apologizing for Edmonton city council. Please send booze and Lysol. We’re fans of the hit reality series Too Hot To Handle. It’s a brilliant…
This newsletter will be short because my only COVID symptoms appear to be a thickness of thought, and I’m really sweaty, and I’ve mysteriously gained a…
Place this year gently into the garbage. I Herxed myself today. (Not like yesterday). I took too many anti-inflammatories and then got the flu but the…
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Why is there no vaccine against toddlers? This is not a newsletter about socialism, or Alberta, or politics. This newsletter is about one guy behind a…
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Karens get a bad rap. Our Karen, the good Karen, the ur-Karen, the mould from which all good Karens are wrought, made us a sweet merch store. So now you…
I went to Toronto for a bit and wow, I get how that place produced Doug Ford. If I had to drive on the 401 all day I would also sell drugs and start a…
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I took a bunch of candy from my daughter this Halloween and, I swear to God, she looked at me and said “daddy, what kind of ideology would allow a grown…
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