This newsletter will be short because my only COVID symptoms appear to be a thickness of thought, and I’m really sweaty, and I’ve mysteriously gained a…
Place this year gently into the garbage. I Herxed myself today. (Not like yesterday). I took too many anti-inflammatories and then got the flu but the…
Why is there no vaccine against toddlers? This is not a newsletter about socialism, or Alberta, or politics. This newsletter is about one guy behind a…
Karens get a bad rap. Our Karen, the good Karen, the ur-Karen, the mould from which all good Karens are wrought, made us a sweet merch store. So now you…
I went to Toronto for a bit and wow, I get how that place produced Doug Ford. If I had to drive on the 401 all day I would also sell drugs and start a…
I took a bunch of candy from my daughter this Halloween and, I swear to God, she looked at me and said “daddy, what kind of ideology would allow a grown…
Calgary has a new city council! And a new mayor! And some new trustees? And flouride in the water? Edmonton has some of those things? Oh wow okay I…
This newsletter is telling nurses to eat hardtack and swill while I bring in COOL ARMY NURSES for FREE. No slop for the trough this week. I’m too busy…
This newsletter is presented unedited in solidarity with people who had surgeries cancelled so your weird neighbour can pretend he is a victim of Nazis…
This newsletter is late because the modelling was inaccurate and we moved from “semi-monthly” to “endemic” too fast. I know it’s trite and adorable from…
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This newsletter feels fine, why do you ask? Cooler heads, in terms of global average temperature, are dealing with crypto in the good, moral way that…